How To Tell If You're Over The Hill
Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles.
The only reason you're still awake at 2 a.m. is indigestion.
People ask you what color your hair used to be.
You enjoy watching the news.
Your car must have four doors.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
You have a dream about prunes.
You browse the bran cereal section in the grocery store.
You start worrying when your supply of Ben Gay is low.
You think a C.D. is a certificate of deposit.
You have more than 2 pairs of glasses.
You read the obituaries daily.
Your biggest concern when dancing is falling.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.
You wear black socks with sandals.
You know all the warning signs of a heart attack.
You dance slow to the song "WIPE OUT"!!
If any of the above apply to you:
13 comments:
Thank God I'm only 23 lol
Never fail to get me chuckling :)
Thanks for sharing - Thank god I think I am only 23!
Your I'll Be Seeing You comes up on my reader but I don't find it here Gigi Ann - Am I on the wrong page again?
@Rose...I had posted that first, changed my mind, deleted it and posted Over the Hill instead.
That is way too funny! Fortunately I'm not quite there yet ... not quite!
That's funny!
you truly crack me up.
love the images.
your words are tickling.
too funny.
LMAO
outstanding humor.
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Hey! I resmeble way too many of those remarks! Very funny!
http://charleslmashburn.wordpress.com/2011/10/07/somethin-bout-a-glitch/
almost but not quite there ! thanks
Now that is funny but I am over 50 and still do not feel over the hill wonder when this one will happen
http://gatelesspassage.com/2011/08/22/octopus%e2%80%99s-garden-in-the-shade/
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